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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 03:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Physicists force atoms into state of quantum 'hyper-entanglement' using tweezers made of laser light - Live Science

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

If Delta Force soldiers wanted to form a criminal gang, how dangerous would they be with all their equipment (explosives, rifles, vests, night vision goggles)?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

Thumbs down again.

New Research Reveals That the Universe Could End Way Sooner Than We Thought - SciTechDaily

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

What are the legal obligations of a new homeowner if the previous owner leaves furniture in the house after moving out?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Aston Martin announce Stroll to miss Spanish Grand Prix - F1

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

King Charles praised for 'faultless' firing technique at Larkhill - BBC

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Secret leprosy infected the Americas before European arrival - DW

So they tried

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

With a housing crisis going on, should we make owning properties illegal?

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Log in to your Samsung account by the end of next month or forever hold your peace - Android Police

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

WhatsApp backs Apple in its legal row with the UK over user data - BBC

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Is parental involvement in their daughters' marriages beneficial? Why or why not?